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Hi I'm Jessica. I like music and funny stuff. Idk what to say this blog is pretty lame good luck.

geekishchic:

doctor-donna-detective:

rumbelleriversong:

rumbelleriversong:

wait. do you mean to tell me that this dunderhead

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was in Pompeii when these two idiots

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where there?

and dont even get me started on this ass hole

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JESUS

Oh and I nearly forgot this one

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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH POMPEII

i think that they just made such a big paradox that Pompeii just exploded

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fishingboatproceeds:

lexcanroar:

phampants:

HOLY SHIT!!!

AHAHAHAHA

HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE.

fishingboatproceeds:

lexcanroar:

phampants:

HOLY SHIT!!!

AHAHAHAHA

HIGHLIGHT OF MY LIFE.

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dynastylnoire:

this has been a public service announcement.

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contemplate-perspective:

shawnbradford:

thats a bag of chocolate milk

trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.

contemplate-perspective:

shawnbradford:

thats a bag of chocolate milk

trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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makochantachibanana:

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

Best thing a magician can do in .5 seconds

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blackromney:

bae: come over ;)

me: i cant im in music class

bae: im horny…

me: 

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Valerie Hegarty

Famous paintings come to life in 3D sculptures of nature’s destructive tendencies.

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zaynshair2k14:

bringingthetruthback:

tinalikesbutts:

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass

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thisrabbitsgonemad:

I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT

thisrabbitsgonemad:

I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT

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If God had chosen Bobby to stop the apocalypse, he would have done it in half an episode and spent the other half drinking beer and watching sports.

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spangefucker:

"in case of fire use stairs" that’s ridiculous.  how the FUCK am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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evelynsmileees:

lapetitemouton:

tltty:

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

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I feel like I’ll paint a wall that color when I own a house just so I can hang photos on it and call it my dashboard

that’s actually not such a bad idea

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mayormackattack:

serenavampire:

i will put a pick up line in every person’s askbox who reblogs this

idk if this gets 300,000 notes, i will fucking do it 

guys this woman will throw some ridiculous lines at you just do it i swear to god

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