Hi I'm Jess. I like music and funny stuff. Idk what to say this blog is pretty lame good luck.
people on tumblr who have those little friend groups and you’re just watching them be cool like
i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.
To the people who upload full movies to YouTube: Get a life
Also, thank you."
BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE
[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]
WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE
[PUNCHES A WALL]
COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE
[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]
THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN
i’m glad man hasn’t conquered the solar system yet imagine how shit it would be if you found out your internet friend lived on one of jupiter’s moons
This is just so pleasing to watch.
THE WITCHCRAFT i COULD DO WITH THIS CANDLE
two types of people
In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.
game of thrones
sounds a bit like this planet
Usually band members enforce their fans to buy their music…then there’s Brendon Urie
airbrush clouds cause Im lazy
OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE
THEY GAVE HIM VITILIGO!!!!!!